This may not be the most hard-hitting blog thought I’ve ever posted, but I think it’s a topic to which most people can relate.
I believe your shopping cart habits define you. That’s right. What you do with your shopping cart tells a lot about you.
Abandoned carts. They drive me nuts. What normal person leaves their shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot after unloading its contents into their car? These discarded carts are a hazard. They become parking lot torpedoes. People too lazy to push their cart 50 feet to the collection area must think the world owes them a favor. Or maybe they believe the guy in the orange vest, snaking the line of carts back to the grocery store, enjoys retrieving them one at a time. I’m not a governmental controls person, quite the opposite, but there should be a law against shopping cart abandonment. Anyone caught should be required to don an orange vest and gather carts for the next hour.
Carnival carts. These are shopping carts disguised as trains, race cars, buses or other things that don’t belong in a grocery store. They are twice the size of a normal shopping cart and usually have a couple kids bouncing around inside them. These monstrosities push other carts out of their way and send produce, soup cans and cereal boxes careening off the shelves in their wake. The parents at the controls of these carts are self-absorbed. They clearly think it’s okay to have other shoppers share the pain of parenthood during their weekly shopping experience.
Gotta bad wheel? It doesn’t matter to some people. I’m sure you’ve seen them pushing these defective carts, rattling their way down the aisles. A shopping cart won’t go straight on three wheels. It just won’t. What goes through the mind of someone who keeps a defective three-wheel cart? It’s not like they don’t have a choice. There are hundreds of them at the entrance. These people can’t possibly put much value on convenience or even on personal satisfaction. Life just gave them a lemon that they could have easily traded for an orange, but they didn’t.
Electric shopping carts. I know this is a sensitive subject. Many users of these carts have special needs and have no other option. I’m clearly not judging them. However, for those unable to walk the aisles of a grocery store simply because of their weight, I’m not sure providing an electric cart to gather more food is really helping them. I’ve also witnessed ambulatory people of all ages and sizes use these carts, drop them off at the store after unloading, and then walk across the parking lot back to their cars. For them, these carts represent an entitlement that no one regulates. The use of electric carts has become so widespread the aisles of some Walmarts look like Shriner’s parades, except the Walmart drivers have better costumes.
If you ever see me shopping for groceries, I’ll be the one carrying the hand cart. I try not to be there any longer than necessary. I guess that means I’m anti-social.